me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
We’re all trying to forget someone.
that relatable feeling when
you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light